Chapters: 2/3
Fandom: Hunter X Hunter
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Machi (Hunter X Hunter)/Original Character(s)
Characters: Machi (Hunter x Hunter), Original Female Character(s), Hisoka (Hunter X Hunter)
Additional Tags: Kinktober, Massage, Original Character - Freeform
Series: Part 37 of Kinktober
Summary:

Machi has never had a massage before, so Hisoka decides that since he can’t have the massage that he booked after his fight, he would give it to her. Of course the magician has a feeling that something else would likely happen, given that it’s his strawberry who will be doing the massage.


Chapter 2

Machi had just fought a nen user, without realising that their ability was something called Sex Pollen. Now she needs to find someone to help her deal with it, it’s either Hisoka or… the newly found strawberry masseuse.

Source: archiveofourown.org
Machi/OCMachi hxhMachi Komacinemachi komachine
zenchaaaa
hxhsmallchristmas

Hello, HxH fandom!

Do you ship a pairing that doesn't get the love it deserves? What do you think about having an event to show all your appreciation for this underated ship? A Christmas event, so the lovey-doveys can be unapologetically cute and happy together?

Please tell us what you think by answering this forms until Nov 17th > HxH a Small Ship's Christmas Interested Check!

We would like to hear your thoughts about this~

See you soon with more info!

fandomshatepeopleofcolor
graftandgrief

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Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

Capitalism is so innovative /s

thestoryofaslut

Hi!  Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass?  Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?

Step 1: Open Notepad.

Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it.
---
Dim objResult

Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

Do While True
  objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}")
  Wscript.Sleep (6000)
Loop
---
Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.

What does this do?

This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant.  This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging.  As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.

grucose

Damn, Tumblr back at it. Now we got coders coming in to save the day.

barin-mclegg

Tumblr’s collective hate for capitalism is astounding every time but damn if I don’t love it

simonalkenmayer

For all my call center readers.

itsmyara

Bingo Card for Rarepair Fic Writers

itsmyara

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*I didn’t create the tag but it was 20% my fics until recently… And I’ll probably have this number again or more soon.

*No one mentions them in a good light. I try to promote as I can tho.

Free Space: Learned to write in English just so I could reach more shippers.

Also I should probably learn how to sell it better.

mushmallow62

image

Oh the HisoLeo ship is riding high here.

hisoleoshipping

Chapters: 1/3
Fandom: Hunter X Hunter
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Machi (Hunter X Hunter)/Original Character(s)
Characters: Machi (Hunter x Hunter), Original Female Character(s), Hisoka (Hunter X Hunter)
Additional Tags: Kinktober, Massage, Original Character - Freeform
Series: Part 37 of Kinktober
Summary:

Machi has never had a massage before, so Hisoka decides that since he can’t have the massage that he booked after his fight, he would give it to her. Of course the magician has a feeling that something else would likely happen, given that it’s his strawberry who will be doing the massage.

Source: archiveofourown.org
machi komachineMachi KomacineMachi hxhMachi/OC
thesylverlining
ainawgsd

Tyto tenebricosa, the greater sooty owl, is a medium to large owl found in south-eastern Australia, Montane rainforests of New Guinea and have been seen on Flinders Island in the Bass Strait.  They have also been known as Black Owls or Dusky Barn Owls.

Keep reading

tiddythicks

@is-the-owl-vid-cute

Not asking just wanted to show you the pretty owls. They look like the night sky, or snow in a dark forest! :D 10/10 I feel the magic in this Chili’s tonight

is-the-owl-vid-cute

I do love sooties, they’re gorgeous birds. I wish they were more present in the US as display/zoo birds. I’d love to see one in person.

amara-sessh
amara-sessh

The sadist crosses his arms. He smiles warmly at Leorio and tilts his head. “Once a menace falls in love they will do whatever it takes to make the other fall in love with them. Whatever it takes, like chaining them down, caging them, or taking away their ability to walk and run away,”

“That… doesn’t ease my nerves one bit,” Leorio narrows his eyes at the snickering trash clown. This isn’t the time to be joking around! Kurapika’s butt is at stake.

“Ha ha, we don’t always resort to that. First we’ll try and win your heart over. For example, taking our love out on a date,” Hisoka reaches a hand out towards Leorio, waiting patiently for the other to accept him.

Leorio hesitates before taking Hisoka’s hand. He’s going to ignore the small electric spark he felt when his fingers brushed over the others smooth skin. He’s also going to ignore the way his heart jumps when Hisoka kisses his knuckles firmly. Leorio’s going to do an awful lot of ignoring tonight now won’t he.

Late Night Surprise Chapter 3

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Short Quick Summary: Leorio and Hisoka are on a date. Kurapika is having trouble with Illumi. YUP


Got too lazy to color the rest soooo yeahhhh XD