HARRY POTTER HISTORY MEME: three historical wizards [3/3] → Newt Scamander

Newton “Newt” Scamander (b.1897) was a famous Magizoologist and author of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. He travelled to a hundred countries across five continents researching his book and observing many magical creatures.

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nodamncatnodamncradle:

burningbrooklynbridges:

grown. ass. men.
you scared she gonna strike out yr precious baby boy? OH TOO LATE.

they were doing a special on her on one of the news channels at the gym. i didnt have the headphones so i couldnt hear the story, but one of the photos they showed was of a little girl in the crowd holding up a sign that said “I want to throw like a girl.” For every pathetic, insecure grown man who is threatened by this amazingly talented girl, hopefully there is another little girl who is inspired. But that she has to put up wit this kind of abuse even though she is OBJECTIVELY the best pitcher in the league right now and can throw a ball SEVENTY MILES PER HOUR is absolutely uncalled for. She is truly phenomenal, and those dads can all go eat shit and live

nodamncatnodamncradle:

burningbrooklynbridges:

grown. ass. men.

you scared she gonna strike out yr precious baby boy? OH TOO LATE.

they were doing a special on her on one of the news channels at the gym. i didnt have the headphones so i couldnt hear the story, but one of the photos they showed was of a little girl in the crowd holding up a sign that said “I want to throw like a girl.” For every pathetic, insecure grown man who is threatened by this amazingly talented girl, hopefully there is another little girl who is inspired. But that she has to put up wit this kind of abuse even though she is OBJECTIVELY the best pitcher in the league right now and can throw a ball SEVENTY MILES PER HOUR is absolutely uncalled for. She is truly phenomenal, and those dads can all go eat shit and live

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One of the many things Bill Nye taught me

viridianeyes:

poeticallyhighdreams:

boobiemun:

The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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I read this as milk shakes and was very confused

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superfood:

The god of mischief became the god of evil. But Loki didn’t care. He was on fire now. He was burning. Forever burning. Loki made a lot of sacrifices to stop burning. Mostly, he sacrificed other people. I won’t let that all be for nothing. I’ll take the arrow in the face every time.

Image quote from Journey Into Mystery no. 635 by Kieron Gillen | Agent of Asgard by Al Ewing, art by Lee Garbett

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sirpuddleduck asked:

Re: The Mary Lambert song - YES. It's just honesty, which is the point; not a "rah rah you're *perfect* the way you are" kind of greeting card, but a very blatant, "I'm so not ~perfect~, let me count the ways, but it's who I am and I'm gonna keep on keepin' on regardless of what you think, because I'm pretty sure ~perfect~ is an illusion anyway." Maybe I'm putting words in her mouth (or meaning in her words?) that shouldn't be there, but that's how I hear it, and it's what makes it so good.

Mushmallow World Answer:

geekgirlsmash:

I really think that’s where she’s going with it, though, and it does stand in stark contrast to the other songs and their videos on the subject. 

The vast majority has the theme of “you’re pretty just the way you are,” the videos show women taking off their makeup stoically looking into the camera seeming to say “look at me, I’m so brave for doing this.”. There’s not much focus on the women beyond appearance, which is the same damned negative message just turned around.

Then we have Mary Lambert, full face of makeup, cute as fuck dress, floral half sleeve tattoo, dancing around, singing about her personality flaws, mental illness, fears, sexuality, screwed up family, how she dresses, and even liking her butt, with the message that it’s okay to let other people know about these things, and embrace them as part of yourself. It’s an anthem for actually accepting yourself, as a whole person, and not just appearance. And it’s such a better way to sing about loving and accepting yourself. 

moodymarshmallow:

Listen up. 

The reason the A in LGBTQA stands for asexual is that asexual people are part of the group of gender and sexual minorities that also includes lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and queer people.

Allys are not a member of this group. Allys are not gender or sexual minorities, or else they would be included in the group under a different letter.

You do not get to be represented in the acronym for a group you do not belong to. 

(Source: dalishmarshmallow, via life-of-an-asexual)

A Tale of Two Asses: Why Can’t Comics Learn?

dcwomenkickingass:

Let’s walk through the scenario - A large comic publisher seems to have an opportunity or desire to expand their readership to include more women and thus increase revenue. They issue a cover that shows one of their female characters in a highly sexual pose with a distorted ass.

You may think I am discussing this week’s web explosion over Milo Manara’s variant of the first issue of Spider-Woman. But I could just as well be discussing the 0 issue of Catwoman from two years ago.

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tiny-tyrant:

maca-licious:

tiny-tyrant:

maca-licious:

ask-old-loki:

En route to Wizard world

I’m genuinly laughing because my Headcanon of Loki not fitting his horns in a car… and it happens in lego marvel superheroes that it glitches… thank you for making my day.

Will be riding in a convertible at some point too. XD

just imagine marvel one day deciding to make ‘s world’s biggest loki helm and all the cosplayers are suffering because of doors and ceilings…. 

I crash into doorways, I feel like mine is as big as they should be haha.Hope I can drive the convertible too.

tiny-tyrant:

maca-licious:

tiny-tyrant:

maca-licious:

ask-old-loki:

En route to Wizard world

I’m genuinly laughing because my Headcanon of Loki not fitting his horns in a car… and it happens in lego marvel superheroes that it glitches… thank you for making my day.

Will be riding in a convertible at some point too. XD

just imagine marvel one day deciding to make ‘s world’s biggest loki helm and all the cosplayers are suffering because of doors and ceilings….

I crash into doorways, I feel like mine is as big as they should be haha.

Hope I can drive the convertible too.